Written and Directed By:
Cary Howe

Rated R
Genre: Horror
Format Used: Netflix DVD
Contains: Graphic Language, Graphic Violence, Brief Nudity

VOLTRON:

OK, this won the Yahoo Poll which means we had to review it. But it doesn't mean we have to like it. The "story" if you can it that is a group of Archeology students being taken to an area to examine a rare find and on the way run over an old man carrying two egg like things. One of the students take one of the eggs with them and what a surprise, the egg like thing was an egg.

It hatches and unleashes an unfriendly and evil little thing that hunts them down one by one. Even though it's like minutes old it has the tracking skills and the concentration of a full size monster.

Now let's give a list of why Corey Howe should be beaten within an inch of his life with the master copy of this crap festival.

1) BAD LIGHTING: Lights? In a movie? You're kidding!
2) BAD SOUND: Recorded on a reel to reel much?
3) BAD ACTING: Not the actors had much to work with.
4) BAD CHARACTERS: Calling them 2 dimensional would be giving them some depth.
5) BAD DIALOG: I've seen old thirty serials with better dialog.
6) BAD EFFECTS: I thought in the 21st century we'd be past shaking a doll in front of the camera and calling that an effect!
8) DIRECTION: Basically, it had none. What was the monster, first it was DEMON, then an ALIEN and at the end it was a MUTANT. Make up you ****ing mind already!
9) THE OTHER SHOE ENDING: The final survival finds a way to kill the little monster and confronts the person who sent them into the desert to die and he shows her a cave filled with billions of the little monster on the verge of hatching, the end of the world.

This kind of bad film making is unacceptable on any level and should be avoided at all cost and Corey Howe should never write or direct EVER AGAIN. We both give this reject from the crapper, THE CRAP-O-LANTERN